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Since it's the weekend, it's time to relax, maybe in the pool? Especially in the shallow part…
And that's my favorite … yes, I'm that shallow …
#apologies for the scandalously low intellectual level of today's post#but is anyone complaining ...#maybe without poetry and literary quotes#but with a real work of art#yes Indy#it should be in a museum#and I can be the curator#I studied history#I know this job#shaun evans#endeavour morse#princess kaiulani#gilet slay saturday#with no gilet#but with waistcoat
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#as someone who works in a big museum#this should be fun lol#what is the ecosystem of tumblr when looked at in this way#tumblr#polls#museum
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It was a joke but we really got twink jesus viktor
#jayvik#Arcane#viktor arcane#They are ruining me#But life goes on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on#my magnus opus for this year i fear#im going to kms#Ekko the boy saviour of ships#Im overanazying arcane to keep me from kms#Did anyone else notice that viktor still had jayce's blanket in his final evil form#Also will viktor ever throw away the blanket#all jayce and viktor fights were so gay#But this was the best scene like it should be in museum
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#museum labels#f1#I TAKE IT BACK OKAY I DONT WANT TO HAVE MY WEEKLY TWO HOUR PANIC ATTACKS ANYMORE#REMEMBER WHEN I LIKED GOLF??? GOLF IS SO SERENE#I DONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH FERRARI IN GOLF#maxie honey i am Getting You The Fuck Out Of There#and also lewis should be allowed to kill someone
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i told my coworker that i would only respond to meeting requests if they were titled like boxcar children novels & i just got an email for "The Painting Conundrum" to follow up this morning's "Candlestick Mystery"
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Guys! It's so beautiful 😍 🤩
Everything is perfect!
@hanakoofthejungle is such an underrated artist. I do not know how they aren't famous by now.
HuskerDust watercolor fanart based on the fanfiction, Casino of Love by @artwaterfall. The fanfiction, in turn, was inspired by the Overlord Husk AU created by @celestialalpacaron.
Drawing timelapse
This scene comes from Chapter 15 where Husk and Angel went on their first date at Fizzmodeus' restaurant. They had lobsters. Angel did not know how to eat a lobster so Husk came to the rescue. Basically, they just abused the hell out of that poor dead creature. (It occurred to me: Where does the lobster's soul go? Does it end up in hell, watching its body being consumed?)
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Angel tried again to pry the shell off still looking over to the side. “Am I doing it?”
Husk barked a laugh so loud the pianist looked up frowning.
“Ya gotta look at what ya doing.”
“Ugh,” Angel deflated and let the lobster rest on the plate, “ maybe I shouldn't have lobster.”
“Here,” Husk got up and walked behind his chair. He laid his hand over Angel's and resumed trying to pry the poor crustacean body.
Angel blushed at the proximity, Husk was practically whispering into his ear about the damn lobster but Angel had trouble focusing with the overlord's hand on his own.
Still Angel butchered the first half of his lobster and screamed in joy a little too loud at having half of it done. People downstairs looked up at them again, frowning.
Husk was still helping him with the second half, juices and lobster bits flying everywhere at Angel clumsiness but every time they joined stares at each other, he would find the cat laughing along with him.
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Now why did I choose this scene to draw? Because it is fun, simple, wholesome couple interaction and very relatable. It reminds me of the time when I had lobster for the first time in Brussels, spending more time to crack open the lobster than actually enjoying the dish. Turns out lobster did not taste that great, but at the least the group of elderly American at the next table got a good laugh out of watching me and my friend absolutely butcher that lobster :)))
Having never watched Helluva Boss, I had to look up what the inside of that place looks like, but mistakes ensure due to that very wrong heart shape and lack of patterns on the wallpaper. I was lazy but hey at least I got that lamp thingy on the table right :))) As usual, the clothes are the focal point of my fanarts, "a beautiful deep blue, floor length dress, there was only one shoulder strap and a lace veil came from it all the way to the floor behind his shoulder" and "freshly pressed black suit with a deep blue tie that matched Angel's dress". Husk's suit in this drawing is not actually black but a mix of ultramarine and sepia. I usually don't use colors straight out of the pan, but mixing them. I made an exception in this with the lake red color of Husk's wing. I forgot to draw the wings before I did the line art, so I need the color at its strongest to cover the line art which was not supposed to be there.
My tools still include pencil and Leningrad watercolor. I have been using that watercolor set for over 10 years and it is still the best watercolor set I have ever had. This time I use the Blue Uni-ball pen by Mitsubishi Pencil instead of black M&G gel pen. The line art looks much smoother and the waterproof blue ink added a nice touch to the drawing. I expect nothing less from one of the best pen manufacturers out there.
#hazbin hotel#huskerdust#husker x angel dust#overlord husk#angel dust#hazbin angel dust#angel dust x husk#hazbin hotel husker#husk hazbin hotel#hazbin husk#angel dust hazbin hotel#my otp#my fic#hazbin hotel husk#husk#i have the best readers#it's so perfect#it should be in a museum
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Happy 10th Anniversary lads (gender neutral)
#Can you believe it's been 10 years#Can you believe I've been on (and off) this website for 10+ years#Dashcon#the dashcon ballpit#should now be in an art museum tbh#tumblr history
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Can u draw Jedidiah and Octavius having a movie night using Larry's phone please 🙏??
I love your art sm!
Aww, thank you ♡
What movie are they watching? (Pretend there is something on that phone screen pls)
#honestly I just wanted to write this dialogue I don't have any movies in mind#anyway#does the popcorn look like popcorn? should I have left it more white? or maybe the shape is the problem..#ask#anonymous#answered#night at the museum#natm#natm jedediah#natm octavius#gaius octavius#jedediah smith#jedediah and octavius#jedtavius#fanart#art#traditional art#they need like. one pop corn each (and maybe even that is a bit too much)#I actually wanted to draw something similar myself so this ask was perfect actually#they'd watch it on an illegal website and fill Larry's phone with viruses#handwriting so bad the 'Larry' looks like 'Lawy'
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Leading off from my previous post, have a compilation I made of him being my favourite dramatic lil' guy
#hes so silly#i think we should bring back silly Octavius in fanfic#hes just so sarcastic and mean (in the best way possible) in fanfics now#and i miss this stupid little guy#i mean he is the exact same level of idiot as Jed is#in a /pos way#(not hating on stern octavius he's pretty cool too)#night at the museum#natm octavius#jedtavius#natm
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Siphok Character Sheet!✨
short comic under the cut!
SPOILERS FOR TWISTED WONDERLAND’S (JP) HALLOWEEN EVENT, AND SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 3 TWISTED WONDERLAND (OCTAVINELLE)
⋆˚࿔ design notes 𝜗𝜚˚⋆
Her striped vest is similar to that of Skully’s! I don’t play TWST JP but I heard a theory that Skully might be a Ramshackle Dorm student, so I decided to give her a matching vest.
That said, I removed her grey vest because it was too similar to Octavinelle’s.
While she has a few bunny motifs (the shoes), she’s actually pretty mouse coded! Siphok reminds me of little desert mice or field mice🫶
⋆˚࿔ trivia 𝜗𝜚˚⋆
Her dominant hand is her left hand, but she can be ambidextrous in doing certain tasks.
Nobody in Night Raven College is aware that she is Crowley’s henchman. They just think she’s a teacher’s pet lmao but she takes care of a few “dirty” works that Crowley gives her, in exchange for money. Those dirty works include investigating overblots, investigating (basically spying on) some students, doing things outside of campus hours and/or campus grounds, and even delivering students to his feet (dragging their ass to punishment).
She is also the handyman of NRC because Crowley doesn’t like to call her a janitor.
Siphok doesn’t have magic, so she makes up for her physical strength. She’s strong, agile, and used to do Muay Thai back in her home-world.
I dislike the thought of her being in a vulnerable position, lacking magic and all, so I imagine her martial prowess to be on par with Silver/Sebek. I worry for my girl okay😔☝️
Siphok is pretty selfless, and some might even call her dumb for that, because she would jump into danger without a second thought- whether it be to rescue somebody or not.
⋆˚࿔ backstory 𝜗𝜚˚⋆
She is Jun-Pa’s missing soul that has grown a physical body in a different world.
Siphok lives in a happy family in her world, so not much to say there.
Okay now, I actually have a reason why she doesn’t wear gloves- this goes ALLL the way back to her beta design too!
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥SIPHONA
My ass just likes the idea of Leona offering his gloves to her is all😔🙏 can you blame me tho
She’s a handyman, so she has to work around machinery across NRC a lot- like a personal mechanic.
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥FLOYDHOK
mama a professor trein behind YOU❤️
I love Floyd looking soft. You couldn’t imagine the scream I let out when I saw his new birthday card. I was having a bad day at military training too and his soft look cheered me up so much lawd im down bad💀
#☂︎︎siphok-museum☂︎︎#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#twst oc#leona kingscholar#disney twst#floyd leech#twst yuu#I guess I should give my girl her own tag?#siphok⭑.ᐟ#siphok#jack howl#twisted wonderland jack#twst jack#twisted wonderland jad3#jade leech#azul ashengrotto#twst azul#twst jade#twisted wonderland oc#twst fanart#floydhok#siphona#dire crowley#twst crowley#twisted wonderland crowley#sippy’s love language is making adeuce and grim ACTUALLY learn a lesson
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Kerch History Museum (Section 2B, Ketterdam Artifact Archives)
Poster advertising gambling bar 'The Silver Six', sister venue of the infamous 'Crow Club'. Both bars were known as havens for gang activity in Ketterdam, and some believe they were owned and operated by Dregs leader, Kaz "Dirtyhands" Brekker. Obtained from an anonymous donor 11″ x 17″ Artifact #24721
#seriously go check out the battery city history museum blog if you haven't yet#its so cool and is my entire inspiration for this series#should i make more??#anyways#six of crows#soc#crooked kingdom#crows#ketterdam#the dregs#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#kanej#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#wesper#nina zenik#matthias helvar#helnik#leigh bardugo#grisha#grishaverse#shadow and bone#kerch#mine
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I can't imagine how funny it would be for class 1A to find out about Izuku and Katsuki being bothers
Like
Katsuki:"Stop touching me"
Izuku:"I'm not touching you"
They fight in the middle of class and then end up needing to be separated. They are placed on opposite sides of the classroom.
Or
Katsuki:"I hope you break your arms, dumb ass bitch. How the hell don't you know how not to use your quirk?"
Extra: "Yeah, you kinda suck at using-"
Katsuki: Want to fucking die?
Imagine he fight they had after he hero licenses exam. And the conversation to follow
good good shit the rest of the class is like"wow these guys Hate each other" and then at some mundane time after deku v kacchan 37 or something it gets revealed just extremely casually and they all lose their minds
I also like to think that not even aizawa is fully aware until home visits and almost passes out seeing all five of the bakudoriyas piled onto a single couch
#also I think that the midoriyas should move into the bakugous' bigass house it's what they deserve#I want deku to have his own room but how funny would it be if him and katsuki have to share#it's an all might museum up in there#man they probably both cannot Stand monoma#that time he whacks deku in the head with the lunch tray “oh sorry I didn't see you and your big fat head”#katsuki almost kills a man fr#ask#polyfam au
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being an artist with free will means i can spend an hour of my life making extremely stupid shit like this
#the museum#the gallery#(for legal reasons this is a joke there will be no burning of the rb20)#hope other people think this is funny otherwise i look like a fool but yknow what thats my job#i have a phd in tomfoolery#that car has done nothing but make my poor baby's life hell & for that it should be toasted#mv33#max verstappen#f1 fanart#f1
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“i can make that” yes, now. it’s opened a new style of expression for you. it’s shown you that that expression is worthy of consideration. it is a door that has opened and you can now walk through it. why are you mad at it for doing its job.
#I think a Jackson pollock exhibition with ms paint drawings by children who simply filled in the background and went ham by the spray paint#without prompting from the teacher or with no exposure to pollock would go so hard personally.#anyway ‘I can make that’ is a very valid response to abstract art and it should be encouraged rather than scorned because#it leads to sincere engagement rather than disdain for the thing you know?#and ‘why is this in a museum but I’m not’ is also a reasonable question worth exploring.
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Broke: why are the pyramids still in Egypt? Because they don't fit in the British Museum
Woke: why are the pyramids still in Egypt? Because the Metropolitan Museum of Art couldn't fucking traffick them like they did 1000s of other artefacts
#when we talk about barking up the wrong tree sometimes we do actually mean the fucking MET#MET gala this MET gala that - this year's theme should be "Looting Through Antiquity: Notes on Trafficking#*gooit de knuppel in het hoenderhok* as we say in Dutch#one museum IS breaking the UNESCO 1970s agreement and it is not the BM
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more than anything in this world I love wandering through museums and taking pictures of things to research later. like oh, interesting concept, what if I spent an hour reading about that when I am in my pajamas in bed and it can really blow my mind.
#my family has sat around a table multiple times and complained that actually#the museum doesn't really cater to us. it doesn't dive in deep enough.#I think this is because we are a bunch of nerds and should consider museums invitations to further learning#rather than definitive sources of knowledge. but the conversation drifted onwards.#still. I think I'm right.
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